12 Decorating Tips for a Warm and Welcoming Paramilitary Bunker
Jan26

12 Decorating Tips for a Warm and Welcoming Paramilitary Bunker

1. Sort your canned goods by size and color to create visual interest. 2. Store your ammunition in decorative boxes. Materials like distressed wood and hammered metal are so apocalypse-chic. 3. Hang your mylar space blankets on the wall. Not only will you save valuable storage space for kerosene cans, but the reflective surfaces will make your 12’ x 15’ windowless room feel bigger. 4. Don’t forget about outdoor spaces! Spice up your...

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Doomsday Clock Scientists Wearing Hazmat Suits for Some Reason
Jan26

Doomsday Clock Scientists Wearing Hazmat Suits for Some Reason

CLASSIFIED LOCATION – With all of the world’s diplomats and most important scientists, writers, artists and athletes in attendance in an underground bunker at an undisclosed location, the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists announced Tuesday that “it’s all good” as the Doomsday Clock stayed at three minutes to midnight. “We’ll all be quite safe for years – decades to come,” said Lynn...

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These Furbies Just Woke Up and You Won’t Believe What They Had to Say
Dec01

These Furbies Just Woke Up and You Won’t Believe What They Had to Say

“Avoidlay New Yorkoo on Septembray Elevensies.” – May-Loo (fell asleep in 1999)   “An expansionlay of household debt financed with mortgage-backed securitieswoo and collateralized debt obligationlay will offer attractive rates of return-tah for banks due to higher interest on mortgages. However, the lower quality credit-boo of borrowers will ultimately cause massive defaults-loo, peaking in 2008. This will...

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How Will You Serve Our Robot Masters?
Oct20

How Will You Serve Our Robot Masters?

The human race is practically begging to be annihilated by machines. With innovations such as IBM’s Watson, driverless cars, smart TVs, the Amazon Nexus and so much more, it’s clear that we’re moving closer and closer to a world where the machines will inevitably rule. Though we have fought back by destroying early incarnations of our eventual oppressive masters such as hitchBOT, this just doesn’t seem to be a...

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The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life
Oct31

The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life

Let’s say you and your mate find yourself in a much-dreaded post-apocalyptic situation, zombies are everywhere, and each day is another fight for survival. At some point simply surviving is going to get boring. You’re going to need to find something to, well let’s say, “stimulate” yourself with. Lucky for you, your world is absolutely crawling with some of the wildest, kinkiest toys you will ever find use for. Safety First: Knock...

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