Top 5 Classy Ways to Start an Apartment Fire
Feb13

Top 5 Classy Ways to Start an Apartment Fire

1. A Few Dozen Candles to Surround a Bubble Bath This one takes some very deliberate installation of three dozen luxury-scented candles. Each open flame should be on top of or near a stack of cashmere towels to ensure an ultimate engulfing of your living quarters. Real cashmere! It matters. Above all else, the aesthetic is extremely important when you are burning yourself alive. Remember, the candles will take some time to fully...

Read More