5 Reasons Mike Pence Is Looking Forward to His Upcoming Stay at a Maximum-Security Prison
Jun07

5 Reasons Mike Pence Is Looking Forward to His Upcoming Stay at a Maximum-Security Prison

1. Bible Study One of Mike’s biggest regrets is that the demands of his career have gotten in the way of his Bible study time. Also, one of his biggest frustrations is that he has never been able to supplant the pastor’s son as leader of his Bible study class. Such nepotism! However, both of these problems will be things of the past once Mike is safely behind bars. Mike is already daydreaming about lounging around all day idly...

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Scientists Reveal That LeBron James Will Be First Human to Conquer Death
May23

Scientists Reveal That LeBron James Will Be First Human to Conquer Death

BOSTON – At last, the search for the Fountain of Youth is over. In an article in the world-renowned scientific journal Nature, a team of Oxford researchers studying the mechanisms of aging reported that they had identified the first human being who will live indefinitely and that human being happens to be the basketball superstar LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. The report sent shockwaves through the scientific world and...

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I Am Having Doubts About the Active Volcano in My Neighborhood, But I Remain Hopeful
Apr08

I Am Having Doubts About the Active Volcano in My Neighborhood, But I Remain Hopeful

You might remember that I was the guy who threw my support behind the active volcano that was discovered in my neighborhood because I felt like it could bring about the change we so desperately needed. Now that it’s been a few months, I will admit that I do have a few doubts, but I remain hopeful. Let me explain. First off, I’m a positive person and if there is one thing I’ve learned from this whole volcano situation is that there are...

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