Battles in the War on Christmas I Won While Running Errands
Dec14

Battles in the War on Christmas I Won While Running Errands

The Walgreens War The cashier initially refused to print CHRISTmas on my card order. I prayed for her. For thirty minutes. She gave in. The fifteen people in line behind me all cheered my victory. The Battle of Bergdorf’s The bra fitter waited on her Jewish friends first. I reminded her my strapless bra needs are for a Christmas party. Who needs a strapless bra for a Hanukkah party? The answer: no one. The Santa Standoff A very...

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