As Ecosystems Implode, Pence to Open ‘Mike’s Ark: Refuge From God’s Unpreventable Wonders’
Jun23

As Ecosystems Implode, Pence to Open ‘Mike’s Ark: Refuge From God’s Unpreventable Wonders’

WASHINGTON – If there’s two things the government has taught the children of America over the years, it is that one should definitely plan for the future if they want to be able to live decently, and the environment can be abused with no negative repercussions whatsoever. Now Mike Pence, our nation’s vice president, has brilliantly decided to combine both lessons into one fun experience when global warming-er, God decides to...

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