Pet Insurance Rejection Letters to Animals With Pre-Existing Conditions
Jul02

Pet Insurance Rejection Letters to Animals With Pre-Existing Conditions

Dear Happy the Hamster: After an extensive and careful review of your medical history, it was determined that you don’t qualify for insurance due to the following reasons. According to our records, you have completed twelve pregnancies, each resulting in what we determined to be “genetically diseased offspring” since the newborns only lived for forty hours. Your decision to consume their corpses demonstrates high-risk mental health...

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