Alabama as Surprised as You
Dec13

Alabama as Surprised as You

MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Following the stunning upset by Democrat Doug Jones in last night’s special Senate election, Alabamians announced to the nation that no one was more shocked at the outcome than them. “Look, on the one hand we had a racist, sexist, homophobic child molester, and on the other a Democrat. This should have been a landslide,” said Grove Hill resident Bill Shepherd. “What the hell happened?” Though Roy Moore had...

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Obese Couple on Cruise Presumed American
Jan29

Obese Couple on Cruise Presumed American

BARCELONA, Spain – Dozens of travelers enjoying a Mediterranean cruise this week were seen speculating on the nationality of two of the cruise’s obese guests. “I don’t know what to make of them. They seem so out of place,” a French woman was heard saying as the MSC liner approached the Balearic Islands. “I think I can hear them breathing.” While cruises are commonly known for being a week of...

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