Help, Jake! My Significant Other Might Be Cheating on Me
Jun18

Help, Jake! My Significant Other Might Be Cheating on Me

I get a lot of mail. Besides the marriage proposals and demands for what amounts to a bone sesh with yours truly, there is one type of letter I receive all the time. Over and over, I’m asked the same question: “What do I do if I think my significant other is cheating on me?” Well, I’ll give you the good news. You aren’t paranoid. If you’re to the point of thinking that your SO is cheating on you, they probably are. No need to go...

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A Message for High School Seniors
Jun01

A Message for High School Seniors

My little sister had her high school commencement yesterday, and while I enjoy listening to an extended roll call as much as the next guy, my mind did wander. Specifically, I started wondering what kind of commencement speech I would give were I ever asked. I never would be asked, because normally schools ask their successful alums to come back and give speeches, and so far my greatest achievement has been getting McDonald’s to...

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