This Week in Target’s Advertising: ARE YOU FEELING BETTER YET?
Feb27

This Week in Target’s Advertising: ARE YOU FEELING BETTER YET?

You might not realize it, but the display advertising you find in Target stores can range anywhere from being hilarious to downright terrifying. Here, we will chronicle this demented segment of the retail world. Based on the in-store advertising I’ve seen at Target, I now have to assume that the company believes all fathers are bordering on complete insanity. From incomprehensible egg games to maniacal staredowns with children,...

Read More
McDonald’s Unveils Marketing Campaign Geared Towards Maniacs
Nov20

McDonald’s Unveils Marketing Campaign Geared Towards Maniacs

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Facing sagging revenues and a steady decrease of customers, fast food giant McDonald’s has unveiled a number of new marketing campaigns to help generate business from a wide variety of new customer segments that are otherwise ignored in society, including maniacs, serial killers and psychopaths. “We’re attempting to create the widest possible net for potential customers,” said James...

Read More
This Week in Target’s Advertising: Set Up Your Child for a Terrible Future
Nov18

This Week in Target’s Advertising: Set Up Your Child for a Terrible Future

You might not realize it, but the display advertising you find in Target stores can range anywhere from being hilarious to downright terrifying. Here, we will chronicle this demented segment of the retail world. In the nature vs. nurture debate, this is definitely a case for a parent’s influence directly – and negatively – impacting a child’s future. According to the in-store advertising at Target (which...

Read More
Rabid Fans Gearing Up for Papa John’s Commercial Season
Sep12

Rabid Fans Gearing Up for Papa John’s Commercial Season

With the return of autumn, Americans are gearing up for another season of commercials for Papa John’s pizza. “I look forward to this all year,” said Todd Clemons of Pittsburgh. Wearing his lucky Papa John’s T-shirt, Clemons proclaimed that Papa John’s commercials were “his religion,” as they will be played on TV all day on Sundays through the fall and winter. To the delight of many fans, Peyton Manning will be returning to the world...

Read More