Bayer Aspirin Commercials Tell the Most Sadistic Story on Earth
Jun16

Bayer Aspirin Commercials Tell the Most Sadistic Story on Earth

I’ve found that Bayer has the darkest commercials in the entire world, but I guess that really shouldn’t come as any surprise to anyone, especially when you consider that the company – once a part of IG Farben during World War II – participated in a wide variety of atrocious Nazi war crimes. Though Bayer split from IG Farben in 1951, it would appear that the evil ingrained in the company’s blood in the...

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Winter Rebrands as Summer II
Dec22

Winter Rebrands as Summer II

NEW YORK – In an effort to revitalize a season with declining popularity, the American Meteorological Society unveiled ambitious plans to rebrand Winter as Summer II. Calling the campaign, an “exciting new twist on a classic season,” the Meteorological Society said they would release a series of TV, web and print ads that show off the hot new season. “We’ve got a season that keeps your beer cold and rains...

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Rabid Fans Gearing Up for Papa John’s Commercial Season
Sep12

Rabid Fans Gearing Up for Papa John’s Commercial Season

With the return of autumn, Americans are gearing up for another season of commercials for Papa John’s pizza. “I look forward to this all year,” said Todd Clemons of Pittsburgh. Wearing his lucky Papa John’s T-shirt, Clemons proclaimed that Papa John’s commercials were “his religion,” as they will be played on TV all day on Sundays through the fall and winter. To the delight of many fans, Peyton Manning will be returning to the world...

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