Bayer Aspirin Commercials Tell the Most Sadistic Story on Earth
Jun16

Bayer Aspirin Commercials Tell the Most Sadistic Story on Earth

I’ve found that Bayer has the darkest commercials in the entire world, but I guess that really shouldn’t come as any surprise to anyone, especially when you consider that the company – once a part of IG Farben during World War II – participated in a wide variety of atrocious Nazi war crimes. Though Bayer split from IG Farben in 1951, it would appear that the evil ingrained in the company’s blood in the...

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New Colgate Ads Promise Toothpaste Will Keep Breath Fresh ‘Til the Casket Drops’
Feb12

New Colgate Ads Promise Toothpaste Will Keep Breath Fresh ‘Til the Casket Drops’

NEW YORK CITY – In a surprising move towards more “hardcore advertising,” Colgate announced Thursday that its new toothpaste campaign would keep your breath fresh “’til the casket drops.” “Gone are the days of commercials where a woman simply brushes her teeth in a bizarre, all-white void, as if in purgatory. We feel it’s necessary to reach a younger audience with our messaging,”...

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