Adolf Hitler to Use Time Machine to Stop Donald Trump
Mar07

Adolf Hitler to Use Time Machine to Stop Donald Trump

BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel from 1940s Nazi Germany to halt the presidential candidacy of Donald Trump. “At first, I thought his campaign was amusing,” the German leader told sources. “But now I’m genuinely starting to get scared.” As one of history’s most notorious villains, Hitler has...

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Happy International Men’s Day!
Nov19

Happy International Men’s Day!

Update (2015): We’ve added some more names! Did you know that today is International Men’s Day? In honor of the occasion, let’s highlight some of history’s all-stars: Christopher Columbus Adolf Hitler Jeffrey Dahmer Charles Manson David Berkowitz Joseph Stalin O.J. Simpson Edmund Kemper Ivan the Terrible Osama bin Laden Tomás de Torquemada Vladimir Putin Jerry Sandusky Pope Urban II Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Nero...

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Argentinian Man Hailed as World’s Oldest
Oct27

Argentinian Man Hailed as World’s Oldest

ARGENTINA – Breaking the previous verified record by more than three years, an Argentinian man, Agustin Hernandez, has been declared the world’s oldest living person at the age of 125. Emerging from his small, quiet home in a remote part of the Andes, where he has lived since 1945, Hernandez greeted reporters with a warm smile and commanding speaking voice. Though he has been the world’s oldest person for several years, and has...

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