What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?
Aug08

What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?

It’s relatively safe to assume that, at times, celebrities act like normal human beings. As far as I can tell, they’re made the same way as us. They certainly speak and pretend to act like us. So that means they might do things we all do when the cameras aren’t rolling and the paparazzi hasn’t found them, right? Think about it. What are you doing right now? Sitting at your computer reading this, or maybe...

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Date Night Ruined With Selection of ‘Amour’
Jul18

Date Night Ruined With Selection of ‘Amour’

Milwaukee, Wis. – Thomas and Jennifer McDaniels’ date night took a disastrous turn when the couple selected the 2012 French film Amour as a movie to close out the evening. The movie – which is about an elderly couple named Anne and Georges, and focuses on their struggle to adapt after Anne suffers a stroke, which in time renders her essentially a vegetable until Georges smothers her to death with a pillow – was a...

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Halle Berry’s Movies Are About to Get A Whole Lot Worse
Jun10

Halle Berry’s Movies Are About to Get A Whole Lot Worse

Since Halle Berry won an Academy Award for her role in Monster’s Ball, she has sort of been…coasting. Sure, she was Jinx in Die Another Day, but that only gets consistently ranked as one of the worst James Bond movies of all time. And hey, she is in the X-Men movies, despite never being given much to do. And there was Catwoman. Peppered between those have been movies like Gothika, Perfect Stranger, Dark Tide, a segment in...

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