Inscription on Twin Towers Keychain Reminds Teen to Never Forget Keys
Feb04

Inscription on Twin Towers Keychain Reminds Teen to Never Forget Keys

MADISON, Wis. – Recalling that she had left them by the microwave this time, 15-year-old Rebecca Halderman told reporters Friday that she rarely misplaces her keys now, thanks to the words “Never Forget” inscribed on her Twin Towers keychain. “It’s pretty clever to put a reminder like that on something easily forgotten,” she remarked.  “I saw it at a yard sale next to some CDs with actor Will Smith on the cover. Who...

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George W. Bush Remembers 9/11 Victims: ‘Oh, Yeah…’
Sep11

George W. Bush Remembers 9/11 Victims: ‘Oh, Yeah…’

DALLAS – While traveling to various locations in his native Dallas today, former president George W. Bush paused to remember the victims of the 9/11 terror attacks. “Oh, yeah…” Bush said. “Shoot.” Though the former president was facing a busy schedule including a trip to Home Depot, grabbing some takeout from Johnny Rockets, and “looking for one of those drive-thru car washes, not the other kind,” he said he was glad he could...

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Happy Holidays, Everyone!
Dec21

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

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These Furbies Just Woke Up and You Won’t Believe What They Had to Say
Dec01

These Furbies Just Woke Up and You Won’t Believe What They Had to Say

“Avoidlay New Yorkoo on Septembray Elevensies.” – May-Loo (fell asleep in 1999)   “An expansionlay of household debt financed with mortgage-backed securitieswoo and collateralized debt obligationlay will offer attractive rates of return-tah for banks due to higher interest on mortgages. However, the lower quality credit-boo of borrowers will ultimately cause massive defaults-loo, peaking in 2008. This will...

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Tortured Elephant Will Never Forget 9/11
Sep11

Tortured Elephant Will Never Forget 9/11

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