Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XVII: 50 Cent Dances Like Nobody’s Watching
Nov11

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XVII: 50 Cent Dances Like Nobody’s Watching

If you were alive in the early to mid-2000’s, you had no choice but to hear hip-hop music from a few places. Lil Jon and Usher were all over the place, Ludacris was making albums every year, and Kanye West was just starting to hit his stride. But there was another man who burned as bright as any of them. His music was in commercials, on the radio and in movies. His face was in magazines, on TV and in a movie about his own life...

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How You Found Robot Butt: December 2014 Edition
Dec15

How You Found Robot Butt: December 2014 Edition

Sometimes, our readers are craving information about penis torture. Other times, they’re more interested in the intricacies of ass licking. This month, they’ve got a lot of varying questions about the world we live in, and we’re just happy to help provide some insight any way we can. Here are some of the top search terms used to find Robot Butt this month: terminator genisys will suck secret santa rules chuck e...

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50 Cent’s Street Cred is Officially Obliterated
May27

50 Cent’s Street Cred is Officially Obliterated

There used to be a day when Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was on the path to becoming one of the hardest rappers out there. Remember when he was shot nine times? Like many others before him, though, Jackson began to branch out into other areas. He became an actor and starting shilling for a lot of companies, including SK Energy, which culminated in him apparently having sex with Joan Rivers. But that’s okay, because the...

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