Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?
Apr19

Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?

With the political circus we’ve all witnessed over the last year, it’s made me think about the Seinfeld gang and what a political episode of the show would be like. Aside from the season 6 episode “The Couch,” Seinfeld rarely tackled political and social issues head-on, usually preferring to take more of a court jester’s approach to divisive topics by mocking them from the sidelines. With the show’s immense popularity in both its...

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10 Thoughts I Had During the Second GOP Presidential Debate
Sep19

10 Thoughts I Had During the Second GOP Presidential Debate

Because I am a masochist, I watched Wednesday’s entire three-hour debate between the 6,743 hopefuls vying to become the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. Here are ten thoughts I had during the broadcast: 1. What an endurance test this one was. The first GOP debate was kind of like a fun carnival. The second debate was fun for the first ten minutes, and then it felt like getting delirium-inducing food sickness from the...

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Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz are Sentient Piles of Poop
Sep08

Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz are Sentient Piles of Poop

I used to think that Chris Christie was the biggest heel in the field of 2016 Republican presidential candidates, but Mike Huckabee – a wet fart in human form – has run away with the title in the past few months. First, he told a delightful anecdote about wishing he would have told his high school gym teacher that he identified as a woman so he could shower with girls. Now, he can be seen ruining “Eye of the...

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Here is a GIF of Scott Walker Inhaling an Infinite Number of Bun-Less Hot Dogs
Sep01
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Bernie Sanders Tells Group of Children He is Blade
Aug18

Bernie Sanders Tells Group of Children He is Blade

MANCHESTER, N.H. – Just days after Donald Trump told children he was Batman, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced to a group of children that he was, in fact, the superhero Blade after being asked by a young boy. “Yeah I’m Blade, sure,” Sanders said, referring to the half-human, half-vampire African-American vampire hunter. “Which should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone.” Standing at the podium, the frail, old...

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