George W. Bush Remembers 9/11 Victims: ‘Oh, Yeah…’
Sep11

George W. Bush Remembers 9/11 Victims: ‘Oh, Yeah…’

DALLAS – While traveling to various locations in his native Dallas today, former president George W. Bush paused to remember the victims of the 9/11 terror attacks. “Oh, yeah…” Bush said. “Shoot.” Though the former president was facing a busy schedule including a trip to Home Depot, grabbing some takeout from Johnny Rockets, and “looking for one of those drive-thru car washes, not the other kind,” he said he was glad he could...

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Tortured Elephant Will Never Forget 9/11
Sep11

Tortured Elephant Will Never Forget 9/11

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LensCrafters Announces 9/11 Truthers Sale
Apr04

LensCrafters Announces 9/11 Truthers Sale

LensCrafters announced an “Open Your Eyes” sale this weekend to help promote what they’re calling “the facts about 9/11 that Uncle Sam doesn’t want you to know.” “We just want our customers to better see the lies our government has perpetrated for its own gain,” said CEO Dave Browne. “And we hope 40% off our amazing choice of quality lenses and frames will help some people see...

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