Cicada Teen Ready to Escape Home of Tragically Unhip Family
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Cicada Teen Ready to Escape Home of Tragically Unhip Family

EASTLAKE, Ohio – Like generations of teenagers before her, Sara, a 17-year-old cicada from Ohio, literally can’t when it comes to her family. “It’s like they’ve been under a rock for almost two decades,” Sara said, her eyes beady and red with disgust. “I swear they only leave the house like once every 17 years.” When asked for specifics, Sara described them as technologically incompetent, unable to use browsers beyond...

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