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Robot Butt is on a quest for comedy. Interviews, sketches, essays, stories, profiles – like that weird rave you attended during your first weekend in college, it all flies here.

Don’t overthink what to submit. If you’ve got something funny or anything related to comedy and, perhaps, the advancement of the human race, we want to take a look at it.

If you are interested in writing for Robot Butt, please follow the guidelines below.

Send an email to editors@robotbutt.com with your name, your pitch, and “WRITING SUBMISSION” in the subject line. If your submission isn’t already a completed piece, your pitches should include the following:

  • Proposed title/headline
  • Brief story description
  • Proposed story type/length (list, slideshow, short 100-150-word piece, longer 200+ word piece, etc.)

Robot Butt does not currently pay any of its writers but you will receive credit on the site.