Death Panels (1989) Beauregard Fenimore Rothschild IV was supposed to undergo a routine knee surgery in one of the finest…
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WASHINGTON – Following the presidential bids declared by Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Cory Booker in recent weeks, Vermont Senator Bernie…
National Lampoon’s Why Won’t You Date Meeeeeeee?! (1983) Ronald Grinsley’s met the girl of his dreams. She’s got everything: breasts.…
HOUSTON – Left with nothing but time to think after being furloughed due to the government shutdown, NASA employees in contact…
OXFORD, England – In a massive push for equality, Oxford University has announced that their very popular Women’s Studies class…
LOS ANGELES – Move over, Michael Jordan’s Flu Game. Say hello to LeBron’s Jeans Game! Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James…
THE SPIRIT REALM – Faced with the prospect of yet another holiday spent futilely trying to scare some humanity into…
WASHINGTON – Soon after the funeral of his father, George H.W. Bush, former President George W. Bush took no time to…
1) I am truly addicted I knew I loved the mallard that my owners gave me three years ago, but…
ST. LOUIS – Eyes glued to his phone and following the free agent rumors with a constant swipe of the thumb,…