This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much
Jul17

This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

Well, I’m a couple weeks into my internship at Robot Butt, and I can’t believe how much I’m already learning. Turns out the real world is a whole lot faster than my life at Purdue (but I dig it). More than anything, it’s showing me just how far I still have to go to be the kind of professional I really want to be. That’s a good thing, too. If I’m going to be a diligent reporter, I need a wake-up...

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Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!
Jun17

Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

Hey everyone, my name is Darren! I’m the brand-new intern here at Robot Butt, and I’m ready to learn everything there is to know about the publishing world (mostly because one day, I expect to be at the top of it). I’m about to be entering my senior year as a journalism student at Purdue University and, to be honest, I was starting to get a little scared that I would never find an internship. Not only is it required...

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I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office
Apr24

I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

I have come to the realization that no one will be saving me. This office – the place that Robot Butt calls home – will be my tomb. After weeks of trying to make contact with my bosses, my family, my friends and my school, I have finally given up. I understand that I was always destined to spend eternity here. Until now, I haven’t mentioned my beautiful girlfriend, Liz. I no longer know how much time has passed in...

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Please Make This Nightmare End
Apr14

Please Make This Nightmare End

I wish I had some good news for you, but things only continue to get worse and, despite my intense embarrassment, I feel I must confess something. I have been stuck in the Robot Butt office since I last wrote on Friday afternoon. After that post, I packed up my things and tried to leave, but the door was locked – from the outside. As I grew desperate to get out, I pulled harder and harder on the doorknob, only to see it break...

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This Internship Isn’t Exactly Going as Planned
Apr11

This Internship Isn’t Exactly Going as Planned

I don’t know what else I can do. I come to this office each and every day, hoping – praying – that someone else will be there, someone to tell me that the management meetings were great and the future of Robot Butt is so bright. But it’s just me – it’s always just me. Every room in the office is devoid of people, though many personal belongings have been left behind. Obviously, I know that the other...

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Did I Forget Something?
Apr03

Did I Forget Something?

Hey everybody, it’s your favorite intrepid intern, Jeremy. Last time we talked, I told you about a huge meeting that Robot Butt management was leaving to attend. Well…they haven’t returned from it. Or at least I don’t think they have. Since they left ten days ago, no one has come back to the office. Every day I come here and it’s just me. However, the site keeps getting updated and it’s obvious that...

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