Summer is a wonderful time to relax and soak up the sun, and for many, it is a well-deserved break…
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E. E. Cummings maggie and millie and mollie and mayordered papa john’s (by the bowl one day). maggie marveled at…
The Gray Man – Stabbed in a Loud Room I’m in a Brazilian nightclub on a surveillance mission that was…
Hi there. This is Sherlock Holmes, a high-functioning sociopath who’s coincidentally labeled as the greatest detective of all time (Fuck…
I’m going to pretend two completely separate ways to spend time are somehow linked in an “either-or” sort of way,…
ALT TEXT: Photo of a human’s arm and torso shrugging, while standing next to giant bugmonster Mothra. CAPTION: “So, what’s…
Dear Short People, The vertically challenged community has been breathing up my neck for a while, so I felt I…
As a society, we need to bring back Vine… and I know how to get it done. We lost a…
1. You gape in awe at your monumental task and wonder if you will succeed. 2. A small part of…
There’s no expiration date on the packet. I’ve been rubbing my head all morning. It looks as if bed hair…