Unsolicited Advice From a Girl to the Breastaurant Industry
Mar08

Unsolicited Advice From a Girl to the Breastaurant Industry

Ever since the “male Hooters” opened up, I’ll admit I’ve been curious and a bit skeptical. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about the effort and hopeful that their intent is to hop on the gender equality, female inclusion train (trust me, we see you and we appreciate you). When I looked it up, though, all I found were photos of ripped men in tiny shorts holding server trays of hot dogs. This photo may have been edited. Maybe I’ve been...

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King Henry VIII’s Google Search History
Sep26

King Henry VIII’s Google Search History

lute chords fun disguises for a hot prince buy breeches tall can you marry your brother’s widow if she promises she’s a virgin + catholic faq papal dispensations 1509 richard empson edmund dudley rumors executions are they ok for kings shaking of the sheets male heir “the carman’s whistle” harp tabs how to piss off james iv leo x facebook fancy jousting tournament pinterest board francis i sucks double...

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I Read an Article on Quantum Physics and Now I’m an Expert, Guys
Jun28

I Read an Article on Quantum Physics and Now I’m an Expert, Guys

One of my favorite coffee brewing methods is the siphon method. We’ve been doing it at this coffee shop for a while now. Two glass beakers extract the coffee through a vacuum. It makes me feel like I’m a scientist. I don’t know if I’d consider myself amongst the ranks of scientists, but I did read an article on quantum physics once. Do you know anything about quantum physics? You don’t. Let me fill you in. It’s kind of complicated, so...

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How Many Enterprises Can Kirk Destroy Before Starfleet Has Had Enough?
Dec15

How Many Enterprises Can Kirk Destroy Before Starfleet Has Had Enough?

So the first trailer for Star Trek Beyond was released and nerds everywhere have gotten their collective Spock undies in a bunch over every aspect of it, mainly because the movie doesn’t look painfully boring and has the audacity to include some action scenes. But what I’m wondering is how in the world Kirk is even still allowed to captain a ship, given that he’s been involved in the destruction of about 43 of these...

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Unlikely Future Pop Culture Events the McConaissance Sets in Motion By 2020
Oct23

Unlikely Future Pop Culture Events the McConaissance Sets in Motion By 2020

Last year, Matthew McConaughey mounted a career resurgence no one saw coming. They called it the McConnaissance. Little did he know it would set off a chain reaction of more cultural renaissances, each more incredible than the last. The RENTaissance – Everyone’s favorite ’90s musical picks up 20 years later with the suburban sequel no one predicted. The Finaissance – Shark Week repents its sensational ways and gets...

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How Will You Serve Our Robot Masters?
Oct20

How Will You Serve Our Robot Masters?

The human race is practically begging to be annihilated by machines. With innovations such as IBM’s Watson, driverless cars, smart TVs, the Amazon Nexus and so much more, it’s clear that we’re moving closer and closer to a world where the machines will inevitably rule. Though we have fought back by destroying early incarnations of our eventual oppressive masters such as hitchBOT, this just doesn’t seem to be a...

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