The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region
Mar23

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region

In the Family/Trump Org. region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, it’s hard to see it going anywhere else but a matchup between Trump’s children. There are so many of them, and each one is unsettling in a unique, horrifying way. But don’t count out Trump’s team of lawyers, lackeys and confidants! Update: Second Round Results To be honest, I thought Melania Trump would go...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region
Mar19

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region

In the Congress region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we’ve got one of the biggest title contenders in entire field: House Speaker Paul Ryan. As he continues to debase himself on a daily basis and make it clear that he truly has no soul with which to stop any of this madness, he only gets stronger for the rest of the tournament. But hey, maybe Mitch McConnell or even dark horse Ted Cruz...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: White House Region
Mar16

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: White House Region

In the White House region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we’ve got some real heavy hitters. Who’s going to emerge from the likes of chief strategist Steve Bannon, counselor Kellyanne Conway, Vice President Mike Pence and bulbous-headed resident Nazi Stephen Miller? Not to mention the rest of Trump’s Cabinet of Horrors! It’s going to be wall-to-wall excitement to the very...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament is Here!
Mar14

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament is Here!

It’s March, and you know what that means: IT’S TOURNEY TIME , BABY. This year, we’ve got the tournament to end all tournaments. We’ve somehow narrowed a field of hundreds, possibly thousands, of people down to just 64 and throughout this month we will finally have the answer to a question we’ve all been asking: Who is the most soulless person to associate with President Donald Trump? The tournament is...

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7 Super Bowl Snacks as Good for Your Health as Playing Professional Football
Feb01

7 Super Bowl Snacks as Good for Your Health as Playing Professional Football

If football Sundays are sacred in America, the Super Bowl is the sporting world’s Easter. It’s one of the few times of year that you can dedicate a full day to the ruination of your body while watching some of the world’s best athletes do the same. In that spirit, here are seven Super Bowl snacks to enjoy that are about as good for your health as playing professional football. 1. Nachos Supreme What’s more common on football Sundays...

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God Is Real: Manny Ramirez Will Play for Japan’s Kochi Fighting Dogs
Jan10

God Is Real: Manny Ramirez Will Play for Japan’s Kochi Fighting Dogs

The baseball world is objectively better off when Manny Ramirez is playing in it. You know this, I know this, and God knows this. So you can imagine my despair when I thought Ramirez’s Hall of Fame playing career might finally be over when he became a coach (although I’m fairly certain it was a situation where he just showed up in the clubhouse one day and no one asked him to leave) for the Chicago Cubs. Not so fast!...

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