7 Times Washington Nationals Mascot Screech Got Caught Gawking At a Big Ol’ Pair of Titties
Apr14

7 Times Washington Nationals Mascot Screech Got Caught Gawking At a Big Ol’ Pair of Titties

“Humina humina humina humina.”   “Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Na-holy shit.”   “It’s like they’re looking directly into my soul.”   “I would throw it all away – my wife, kids, job, house – for five minutes alone with those honkers.”   “Well those are just too big.”   “You see Robert,...

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Tim Tebow Has Finally Defeated Satan
Apr13

Tim Tebow Has Finally Defeated Satan

In what can only be described as the greatest Biblical victory since Jesus dunked on everyone by coming back from the dead, Tim Tebow has truly defeated Satan once and for all. The former pro football player and now minor leaguer, playing for the Class A Columbia Fireflies in the Mets organization, hit a home run in his very first at-bat last week. But how, you might be wondering, does that mean Tebow finally took down the devil,...

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An Earth Day Message From the Tampa Bay Rays Public Address Announcer
Apr13

An Earth Day Message From the Tampa Bay Rays Public Address Announcer

Gooooooooood afteroooooon, Tropicana Field! Got plans for Earth Day? Join us back here on April 22 for our special Earth Day fan celebration! Come see your hometown Taaaaaampa Baaaaay Raaaaaays as we try to distract ourselves from the inevitable destruction of Earth as we know it. Watch your Rays take on the Houston Astros, but don’t leave after the sixth inning like usual! Stay for the post-game fireworks show, a prescient preview of...

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A Look at Harmon Killebrew’s MVP Season in 1969 (Nice)
Apr09

A Look at Harmon Killebrew’s MVP Season in 1969 (Nice)

Harmon Killebrew is not just a Minnesota Twins legend, but he’s one of the game’s all-time greats, slugging 573 career home runs (and subsequently getting punished for having a relatively low career batting average – .256 – as he was a fourth-ballot Hall of Famer). But there’s no denying that no one had a better individual 1969 (nice) season than Hammerin’ Harmon. After tearing his left hamstring...

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6 Times Mr. Redlegs Realized We Are All Being Subjected to a Deep State, Globalist Agenda
Apr08
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A Starting Nine of Exclusive Releases From the Baseball Card Vandals
Apr07

A Starting Nine of Exclusive Releases From the Baseball Card Vandals

If you don’t know the Baseball Card Vandals, then I guess you don’t know the most important artists of our time. For so many people growing up in the ’80s and ’90s, collecting baseball cards wasn’t just some hobby – it was a way of life. The sweet sound of a pack’s plastic wrapper ripping open, the smell of a fresh pack of cards, sifting through the bounty to find just one card you could put...

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