Let’s face it, folks. In these fraught times, now, more than ever, we need to embrace a system of universal…
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Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should…
Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…
Dear American voter (and Kid Rock fan!), I come to you today with some news sweeter than the guitars on…
You guys, when I’m off to mandatory work duty to help build a statue of Great Leader, I can get…
Let me be clear: sleep had hobbled this great nation for too long. We know that when individuals are asleep…
1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…
Credit: Gage Skidmore In his five terms in office, Donald Trump came close to overhauling the country’s education system. He definitely…
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Source: Glenn Francis/Pacific Pro Digital Photography Pop star Taylor Swift has recently begun to throw out her political opinions, but…