Poll: How Bigly Did Donald Trump Win His Press Conference?
Feb18

Poll: How Bigly Did Donald Trump Win His Press Conference?

President Donald Trump held a dizzying press conference last week, educating the public on uranium and trumpeting his false claim of having the biggest electoral college victory since Reagan when he wasn’t telling a Jewish reporter to sit down and be quiet or asking a black reporter if she was friends with members of the Congressional Black Caucus so she could arrange a meeting with them for Trump. In other words, it was just...

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Jason Chaffetz Has the Groin of a Ken Doll
Feb14

Jason Chaffetz Has the Groin of a Ken Doll

Republican Congressman Jason Chaffetz is having himself a banner couple of weeks. First, the House Oversight Committee Chairman got peppered with “Do your job!” chants at a recent town hall with his constituents in Utah because there is a fat orange grifter currently in the White House. And while Chaffetz took it and kept a dialogue going during the event, he later called the booing and jeering attendees paid protestors,...

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Fifth Grade Classroom Motivational Posters Approved by Betsy DeVos
Feb11

Fifth Grade Classroom Motivational Posters Approved by Betsy DeVos

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30 Things Steve Bannon Looks Like
Feb07

30 Things Steve Bannon Looks Like

White House chief strategist, actual President of the United States, and white supremacist Steve Bannon looks like: Bill Belichick if he let himself go Your high school janitor who got arrested one day A guy the mob would call “Jimmy Sleazebag” Rex Ryan with acne scars The actor playing Jabba the Hutt in a local community theater production of Star Wars Every Alabama sheriff from 1933 to 1987 A pile of cat puke that you...

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69% of Alaskans Believe Same-Sex Marriage Should Be Legal (Nice)
Jan22

69% of Alaskans Believe Same-Sex Marriage Should Be Legal (Nice)

Alaska is a reliably conservative state by most measures, but that doesn’t appear to be the case these days when it comes to the legalization of same-sex marriage. According to an Alaska Dispatch News poll from last month, an overwhelming majority of people believe in equal marriage rights for gay couples, which is a surprise given the existing idea that Alaska is a haven for social conservatives. Granted, only 50 percent of...

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Colorful Array of Villains and Ghouls Descends Upon Washington DC for Trump Inauguration
Jan20

Colorful Array of Villains and Ghouls Descends Upon Washington DC for Trump Inauguration

WASHINGTON – Anticipating the ascension of their preferred presidential candidate to the chair of President of the United States of America, a cartoonish legion of grotesque monsters has descended upon Washington D.C. for Donald Trump’s inauguration. The beasts, clad in “Make America Great Again” hats, mini-American flags draped over ear and horn, and the odd “Hillary for Prison” t-shirt are arriving steadily in the nation’s...

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