I Am Having Doubts About the Active Volcano in My Neighborhood, But I Remain Hopeful
Apr08

I Am Having Doubts About the Active Volcano in My Neighborhood, But I Remain Hopeful

You might remember that I was the guy who threw my support behind the active volcano that was discovered in my neighborhood because I felt like it could bring about the change we so desperately needed. Now that it’s been a few months, I will admit that I do have a few doubts, but I remain hopeful. Let me explain. First off, I’m a positive person and if there is one thing I’ve learned from this whole volcano situation is that there are...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Assorted Deplorables Region
Mar29

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Assorted Deplorables Region

In the Assorted Deplorables region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we have a true cavalcade of monsters to consider. You could make a reasonable case for any of these people to win the region, and we had to leave off dozens of others who would have been worthy as well. Who will stand alone among the rest when it’s all said and done? Second & Third Round Results We’ve seen in this...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region
Mar23

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region

In the Family/Trump Org. region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, it’s hard to see it going anywhere else but a matchup between Trump’s children. There are so many of them, and each one is unsettling in a unique, horrifying way. But don’t count out Trump’s team of lawyers, lackeys and confidants! Update: Second Round Results To be honest, I thought Melania Trump would go...

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The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time
Mar21

The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time

Now that it’s March 2017, Americans wake up in the morning, gently pick the crust out of their eyes, pondering its origin, and trudge onwards in harmony with the ever-beating drum of reality. This reality being that Donald Trump has been sworn in as the President of the United States. Trump supporter or not, reality has struck with the might of a Nick Cannon Drumline solo. In honor of our new president, and the Arabian sandstorm...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region
Mar19

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region

In the Congress region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we’ve got one of the biggest title contenders in entire field: House Speaker Paul Ryan. As he continues to debase himself on a daily basis and make it clear that he truly has no soul with which to stop any of this madness, he only gets stronger for the rest of the tournament. But hey, maybe Mitch McConnell or even dark horse Ted Cruz...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: White House Region
Mar16

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: White House Region

In the White House region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we’ve got some real heavy hitters. Who’s going to emerge from the likes of chief strategist Steve Bannon, counselor Kellyanne Conway, Vice President Mike Pence and bulbous-headed resident Nazi Stephen Miller? Not to mention the rest of Trump’s Cabinet of Horrors! It’s going to be wall-to-wall excitement to the very...

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