Donald Trump Has More Mental Stability in His Pinky Toe Than Any of You Sicko Libs Have in Your Entire Bodies
Jan15

Donald Trump Has More Mental Stability in His Pinky Toe Than Any of You Sicko Libs Have in Your Entire Bodies

The Fake News Mainstream Media wants you to believe that our fearless leader is losing his mental stability. We the American people must stand up to the spreading of this fake news just as we have stood for our tremendous National Anthem. I, for one, will fight against any and all bullying that I see these Demon-crats commit against our Commander-in-Chief. I can not, and will not, tolerate any more Fake News. Listen up libs, Donald J....

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President Oprah’s First 100 Days
Jan15

President Oprah’s First 100 Days

Day 1: Stedman will not be the First Gentleman; Gayle will be the First Lady. Day 2: No more Bibles in court, now you swear to tell the truth on a copy of The Secret. Day 3: Everyone gets a vacation to AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Day 17: Once we all get back from Australia, immigration reform. Day 28: Everyone in America loses 50 pounds. Day 29: Muslim ban lifted. Day 30: Everyone in America gains back the 50 pounds and an additional 10....

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Donald Trump’s Big, Beautiful New Year’s Resolutions
Dec27

Donald Trump’s Big, Beautiful New Year’s Resolutions

Get General Kelly to like me (send him a MAGA hat). Ask Ivanka to ask Pence to ask Kelly to fire Mueller. Learn how to say “Go home!” In Mexican. Drink more Diet Coke. Check in with Rogaine to see if they’ve developed the new formula yet. Spend more time with the beautiful women in my life. And my wife and daughter (if time allows). Golf more. Check in with Judge Jeanine to find out how stupendous I’m doing as president. Ask Ivanka to...

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Exclusive: Donald Trump’s 2017 Letter to Santa
Dec19

Exclusive: Donald Trump’s 2017 Letter to Santa

Santa, It’s Donald, Greatest President Ever. But you know that. You have been waiting for my letter all year. You want to help Make America Great Again, I know. But so far, Santa, you have been failing! Everyone knows it. My approval ratings are very low, which is your fault, and you never got rid of journalism like I asked you last year. This was supposed to be the best year ever, but instead it is terrible! You need to fix this!...

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The White Women for Roy Moore 2017 Daily Inspiration Calendar
Dec18

The White Women for Roy Moore 2017 Daily Inspiration Calendar

Matthew 19:14: “Jesus said, ‘Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them…’” Roy Moore enters the Senate race. “My position has always been God first, family, then country,” he says. “I share the vision of President Donald Trump to make America great again.” April 26:  “‘Teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.”’ – Matthew 8:19 April 27:  “But our citizenship is in heaven. And we eagerly await a Savior from...

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With Trump’s New Santa Clause, Terms and Conditions May Apply
Dec15

With Trump’s New Santa Clause, Terms and Conditions May Apply

With the holiday season barreling upon us like a stampede of Black Friday shoppers hurtling each other for a $7 doorbuster, it’s been particularly difficult keeping up with the constant insanity that is this administration. It has been SO crazy, in fact, that each one of these is a link to a different crazy story. I could easily hyperlink this entire piece, word for word, but searching for those twenty was so anxiety-inducingly easy,...

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