It’s been months in lockdown and every night you tell yourself you will focus on sexy YouTube dance workout videos…
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We shoved fried baloney sandwiches into our mouths and stared at the TV, where the residents of Bucolic Falls were…
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Will you survive the real world? 3:00 p.m. It’s the first day of freedom. The scheduled MacBook alert reminds you…
I lost my job a while back and became a full-time (unpaid) writer. I work mostly from home which has…
“Look at that dog tied up outside the bodega… isn’t it cute? What if we kidnapped it? Nah! I’m just…
There was blood on the carpet. A few days before quarantine, the new carpet arrived. The one that looked so…