You’re celebrating the Bangladeshi holiday of Ashari Purnima. You’re celebrating Guam, Samoan, and Filipino independence. You’re celebrating the colors red…
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Hell yeah. July 4th. My favorite time of the year. I’m ready to throw on my American flag dude thong,…
BEWARE! They dress July 4th up in shiny spangles, but that’s just to draw your attention. They give you a…
I’ll be the first to tell you I couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. Hell, I didn’t want to believe it.…
I thought about going on a cashew diet, but that’s just nuts – as you’ll find of almost any extreme…
Don’t complain that I’m late getting up this morning because you didn’t force me to go to bed earlier last…
It’s been months in lockdown and every night you tell yourself you will focus on sexy YouTube dance workout videos…
Shave my legs, wax my armpits, and clear-cut my bikini area. Fix the Internet without saying anything triggering. Study my…
We shoved fried baloney sandwiches into our mouths and stared at the TV, where the residents of Bucolic Falls were…
These are some uncertain times. There are threats from viruses, global warming, political ads, and the rising costs of red…