8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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Barack Obama’s Shadow Government Has Infiltrated McDonald’s
Mar16

Barack Obama’s Shadow Government Has Infiltrated McDonald’s

The Venn diagram of McDonald’s patrons to Donald Trump supporters isn’t a Venn diagram so much as just two circles on top of each other. But it seems even corporate America (or at least the companies compromised by George Soros and Barack Obama’s deep state, shadow government) has had enough with the Trump administration these days. In a pinned, and now-deleted, tweet today, the McDonald’s Corp. Twitter account...

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How You Found Robot Butt: February 2017 Edition
Mar07

How You Found Robot Butt: February 2017 Edition

In our new post-truth society, rooting out the facts and gaining true knowledge for yourself is more important than ever, which is why we want to showcase the curious minds who frequent our site. After all, learning is the most contagious virus of all, spreading across humanity as a beautiful, unstoppable force. So with that in mind, here is an unedited list of our favorite search terms used to find Robot Butt in February: dog poop...

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No-Fail, Zero-Pressure Sales Pitches to Reengage Your Childhood Friend for Monetary Gain
Mar02

No-Fail, Zero-Pressure Sales Pitches to Reengage Your Childhood Friend for Monetary Gain

So you have a goal, a dream, a desire that you can’t accomplish on your own? Asking for help is the first step towards attaining great success. Congratulations on getting here and making the decision to finally do something for yourself (with the help of others)! This free four-week seminar will give you the tools to “reengage,” never exploit, your network in a way that strengthens your relationship and positively increases your cash...

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Poll: Which of These Nicknames Would Be the Best One to Have?
Feb25

Poll: Which of These Nicknames Would Be the Best One to Have?

Getting a solid nickname for yourself is the single most important thing you could ever do. Everything about your life – the opportunities presented to you, the respect you earn, the people with whom you associate and develop relationships – derives from the moment you are christened with your official, unalterable nickname. It could happen in grade school or it could happen while you’re minding your own business at...

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9 Acceptable School Science Fair Projects as Approved by the Trump Administration
Feb24

9 Acceptable School Science Fair Projects as Approved by the Trump Administration

McKinley Elementary’s Spring Science Fair is just around the corner! When preparing your projects, be aware that there have been changes in the annual event due to an executive order by President Trump. This year, the public will not be allowed access to the gymnasium to view the projects until the Betsy DeVos-approved judging staff has vetted all the little scientists’ results. In order to maximize your chances of not being...

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