The Naples Archaeological Musuem and Its Penis Room
Apr28

The Naples Archaeological Musuem and Its Penis Room

This post was originally published on Living a Dream. When the situation calls for it, I am a mature person. I can talk comfortably about reproductive health, I can watch a movie with a sex scene and not make a joke, and I can look at nude statues and think nothing of it beyond art. Hell, my senior yearbook quote was about how maturity is just knowing when and where to be immature. I won’t laugh when you fall down because you...

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The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time
Mar21

The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time

Now that it’s March 2017, Americans wake up in the morning, gently pick the crust out of their eyes, pondering its origin, and trudge onwards in harmony with the ever-beating drum of reality. This reality being that Donald Trump has been sworn in as the President of the United States. Trump supporter or not, reality has struck with the might of a Nick Cannon Drumline solo. In honor of our new president, and the Arabian sandstorm...

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Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?
Feb02

Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?

Adolf Hitler made, oh, somewhere around 650,000 mistakes during World War II, but one of the most ridiculous ones is that he straight-up slept right through the Allied invasion of Normandy on June 6, 1944. Being the absolutely insane man that he was, Hitler often stayed up super late, but not because he was riddled with concerns about the war effort. No, he spent that time watching movies and goofing around on his own interests like a...

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