An Excerpt From Michael A. Ferro’s ‘TITLE 13’
Feb18

An Excerpt From Michael A. Ferro’s ‘TITLE 13’

Robot Butt contributor Michael A. Ferro‘s novel TITLE 13 (Harvard Square Editions) is available now, and we’ve got the synopsis and a fresh excerpt for you right here: Heald Brown might be responsible for the loss of highly classified TITLE 13 government documents—and may have hopelessly lost himself as well. Since leaving his home in Detroit for Chicago during the recession, Heald teeters anxiously between despondency and...

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14 Ways in Which Sarah McLachlan Helps Abandoned Animals Outside of Promotional Videos for the ASPCA
Feb11

14 Ways in Which Sarah McLachlan Helps Abandoned Animals Outside of Promotional Videos for the ASPCA

1. Sarah McLachlan volunteers at local soup kitchens for homeless people but secretly spoons most of the soup into a large plastic bag which she then takes out back to give to homeless dogs. 2. Whenever Sarah McLachlan stops by her local party store, if she sees a homeless dog sleeping outside, she will buy it beer. 3. When buying toys to donate for the “Toys for Tots” program, Sarah McLachlan always buys chew toys so the...

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How I’m Going to Kill Time Until the Ninja Turtles Add-on for ‘Injustice 2’ Is Out
Feb08

How I’m Going to Kill Time Until the Ninja Turtles Add-on for ‘Injustice 2’ Is Out

Did you guys see that next Tuesday the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be added to the roster of characters for Injustice 2? Of course you did, it was the most important piece of news to come out so far this year. The problem, of course, is that they aren’t on the roster now. Which means I need to find ways to occupy my time until I can enact some sweet, mutant ass-kicking on stupid Aquaman’s face. Below is a list of what I’ll be...

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How to Throw a Stress-Eating Party!
Feb04

How to Throw a Stress-Eating Party!

Hosting a stress-eating party is the perfect way to combat winter’s short, dark days and long, cold nights (not to mention existential dread). Whether you invite a few friends over or simply dine alone, a stress-eating soiree requires little preparation and almost no enthusiasm. Unsure how to get started? We’ve got you covered with these simple, stress-eating party themes and menus. Get Mad/Sad With Maddow Instead of throwing the same...

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We’re Making a Woody Allen Movie for Charity So It’s Okay
Feb01

We’re Making a Woody Allen Movie for Charity So It’s Okay

At Amazon Studios, we believe in telling bold, new, original stories. That is precisely why we are teaming up with Woody Allen to make his latest film, Love And Let Die. Love And Let Die stars Alec Baldwin as Frank Borowitz, an anxious, lovesick private eye hired by Aaron Neider (Justin Timberlake) to uncover his wife’s affair. But when Frank meets Mrs. Neider (Peyton List of Disney Channel’s Jessie and Bunk’d) he can’t help but...

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My Dope-Ass Apology
Jan26

My Dope-Ass Apology

  This goes out to all my Sexy Baby Blinkos who helped me reach 893,000 subscribers. It’s hard to know where to start outside of saying two of the most simple words in the English language: I’m sorry. We’ve all had to say it at some point in our lives, but this is truly a first for me. I grew up as a perfect child with parents who loved me, bought me whatever I wanted, and knew that I was infallible. If there was ever a time that...

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