11 Realistic Netflix Recommendation Genres
Jan10

11 Realistic Netflix Recommendation Genres

Your Boyfriend Will Hate This A Baldwin Is in It You’ll Never Watch These Documentaries You’ll Never Watch These Foreign Films, Either Because You ‘Accidentally’ Watched Gigli You’re Already Behind on These Shows Oscar Bait These Ones are Just Filler When Good Actors Make Bad Choices The British Versions of Shows You Like Sigh, Just Watch This Again     More jokes, at no extra...

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We’re Raising Your Subscription Price, But We’ve Updated Our Icon!
Jan04

We’re Raising Your Subscription Price, But We’ve Updated Our Icon!

Dear Valued Subscriber: By now, you’ve probably heard rumors that your monthly subscription price is going to increase. You might be wondering not just if this is true but, if it is true, whether you can expect to receive greater value for your higher fee, or at least the same value, all other things being equal. I’m writing today to assure you that, yes, we are raising our prices. Beginning with your next billing cycle, you will be...

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A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration
Dec30

A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration

Through some deep sources within President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team, we have uncovered a track list of rap/hip-hop songs re-recorded (“All tremendously legal,” we were assured) for Trump’s upcoming inauguration in January: 1. “F*ck Tha Police Because You Appreciate the Work They Do” – N.W.A. 2. “De-Regulate” – Warren G 3. “Flynn and Juice” – Snoop Dogg 4....

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How Do We Know ‘Rogue One’ Is the #1 Movie in the Galaxy?
Dec27

How Do We Know ‘Rogue One’ Is the #1 Movie in the Galaxy?

I love all things Star Wars as much as the next guy, and I am extremely pleased to see that Rogue One is annihilating the competition at the box office, but I’m beginning to wonder whether Disney’s hubris is about to send the franchise into an inescapable tailspin. As is the case with most movies that top the box office, the new Rogue One TV spots make sure to highlight that fact. Except Rogue One is taking things pretty...

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The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
Dec17

The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’

Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty thrill to close you down. George Bailey: Please, Mr. Potter, just a little more time. I’ll raise the money somehow. Mr. Potter: No, deadline’s tonight at midnight. I might move it earlier if I feel like it. George: That’s not fair! You can’t move the deadline around. Mr. Potter: I never said that. Who said I did? They’re so...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXI: Flo Rida Doesn’t Seem to Be Good at Sex
Dec10

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXI: Flo Rida Doesn’t Seem to Be Good at Sex

It’s no secret that rap music is loaded with sexual innuendo. Some lyrics are more subtle than others; on the one hand you have Snoop Dogg and Akon singing “I wanna fuck you” and on the other end you have…well, I guess most rap is on that end of the spectrum. Even so, in 2008 Flo Rida emerged on the hip hop scene with a monster of a song called “Low.” It wasn’t over-the-top sexual, but it sure...

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