8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXII: Young Jeezy’s Bizarre, Concerning Obsession With Vegetables
Mar13

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXII: Young Jeezy’s Bizarre, Concerning Obsession With Vegetables

Young Jeezy’s “Put On” has been a staple of sports hype videos for years, and it remains a popular song for when you need to be sufficiently pumped up, ESPECIALLY when you’re ready to put on for your city. But for all of its bravado and chest-puffing, there’s something odd in Jeezy’s second verse regarding his relationship with vegetables: Pocket full of celery, imagine what she tellin’ me...

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A Look Back at the Most Shocking Gaffes in Oscars History
Mar03

A Look Back at the Most Shocking Gaffes in Oscars History

The much-publicized snafu with the Best Picture award at last Sunday’s Oscars is grabbing headlines and inspiring groans from coast to coast. But it’s hardly the first time that this huge, complex ceremony has suffered a mix-up of those proportions. Let’s take a look back at some other notable gaffes from Oscars past: 1934: Presenter Irving S. Cobb, having somehow lost the envelope to the Best Adapted Screenplay category, simply...

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Bill Paxton Was the King of Rewatchable Movies
Feb27

Bill Paxton Was the King of Rewatchable Movies

You know that feeling when you’re sitting on the couch, flipping through the channels on a Saturday afternoon/early evening with nowhere to be, and you come across a movie on cable that makes you think, “YEAH BABY, THIS IS THE ONE. MY NIGHT IS READY”? You’ve seen that movie hundreds, maybe thousands, of times, but it doesn’t matter. Every time it comes on, no matter what part it’s on, you’re...

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A Mustachioed Jon Hamm is Posing for Stock Photos These Days
Feb27

A Mustachioed Jon Hamm is Posing for Stock Photos These Days

Look at that picture. LOOK AT IT. There is no way you can say that that’s not Jon Hamm fiddling with a thermostat in a stock photo. I know he’s been bouncing around a bit lately, most recently filming a series of commercials for H&R Block, but this apparent dive into modeling for stock photography has largely gone unreported and, until now, unnoticed. But there Jon Hamm is, as plain as day, sporting a mustache and...

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2017 Oscar Movie Reviews and Predictions From the Guy Who Watched EVERYTHING
Feb26

2017 Oscar Movie Reviews and Predictions From the Guy Who Watched EVERYTHING

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The culmination of all the most spectacular achievements in cinema in the last calendar rotation, the results of which will likely make you wonder why you even take the time to view this overly long masturbatory parade. (It’s because you love movies, idiot. And right now it’s the best option available.) Costume Design I’m always at a loss when “judging” this...

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