With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills!
Aug16

With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills!

Hey Errybody! LOL! What’s up all my Facebook amigos? You doing good? You’re about to be doing better! I’m going to make this the best time of your life by offering you something that will make you forget every bad thing happening right now – even the life-threatening ones! How? I’m now a registered representative to sell all-natural diet pills, and I’m offering you a life-changing opportunity! These things are amazing. I’ve been...

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Hidden Easter Eggs in the Screenplay I Haven’t Written Yet
Aug15

Hidden Easter Eggs in the Screenplay I Haven’t Written Yet

I’ve been working on this screenplay for almost a year now, and even though it’s still in the brainstorming phrase it’s going super well. It’s kind of a neo-noir action-y thriller with a dash of black comedy about the fine line between love and hate. It’s also a metaphor for the way technology has eroded our communication. I think I’m going to call it When the Night Falls, or maybe A Homecoming. Denzel or Tom (Cruise, not Hanks) would...

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I Encourage My Two-Year-Old the Same Way I Encourage Myself When I Am Depressed
Aug14
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National Park Service Unveils Monuments to Facebook Posts From Your High School Friends
Aug11

National Park Service Unveils Monuments to Facebook Posts From Your High School Friends

The-I-Was-Playing-With-My-Camera-and-It-Accidentally-Took-This-Flattering-Picture-of-Me Nature Preserve North-Central New Mexico The NPS is thrilled to welcome visitors to the hidden gem nestled among the Jemez Mountains that pays homage to the moment when Becky Williams of South Bend, Indiana purportedly dropped her cellular telephone and managed to accidentally capture an uncharacteristically attractive photograph of herself. The...

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How You Found Robot Butt: July 2017 Edition
Aug09

How You Found Robot Butt: July 2017 Edition

Here at Robot Butt, we are always impressed with the insightful nature of our audience, and we want to share that with everyone. So without further ado, here is an unedited list of some of our favorite search terms used to find the site last month: bigoted cookie elf pictures of breadsticks every grunt in home improvement naked mailman turducken of donuts beautiful bruce almighty rat king myth miranda kerr armpit obama shadow...

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8 Other Phone Calls Donald Trump Claims to Have Received
Aug04

8 Other Phone Calls Donald Trump Claims to Have Received

President Donald Trump recently claimed that he received telephone calls from the head of the Boy Scouts and the Mexican president, both praising him for a variety of things, but it was easily proven that the calls never happened. That little fib got us thinking – what other phone calls has Trump been lying about? Here are just a few of the president’s most recent phone calls he claims to have received: “The head of...

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