8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region
Mar23

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Family/Trump Org. Region

In the Family/Trump Org. region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, it’s hard to see it going anywhere else but a matchup between Trump’s children. There are so many of them, and each one is unsettling in a unique, horrifying way. But don’t count out Trump’s team of lawyers, lackeys and confidants! Update: Second Round Results To be honest, I thought Melania Trump would go...

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Paul Ryan Daydreaming About Shoving Elderly Woman Into Snow Again
Mar22

Paul Ryan Daydreaming About Shoving Elderly Woman Into Snow Again

    More jokes, at no extra...

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CIA Plant Revealed to Be Plant
Mar22

CIA Plant Revealed to Be Plant

WASHINGTON – In a stunning twist on an otherwise upbeat story, Mike Pompeo, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), revealed today during a press conference that a plant the agency planted overseas was in fact just a plant. “After taking time to install the plant without anyone noticing, we found out that it had been compromised, and felt that we needed to explain that it was in actuality a plant the whole time,”...

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The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time
Mar21

The Top Five Presidential Haircuts of All Time

Now that it’s March 2017, Americans wake up in the morning, gently pick the crust out of their eyes, pondering its origin, and trudge onwards in harmony with the ever-beating drum of reality. This reality being that Donald Trump has been sworn in as the President of the United States. Trump supporter or not, reality has struck with the might of a Nick Cannon Drumline solo. In honor of our new president, and the Arabian sandstorm...

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The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region
Mar19

The Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump Tournament: Congress Region

In the Congress region of the Most Soulless Person to Associate With Donald Trump tournament, we’ve got one of the biggest title contenders in entire field: House Speaker Paul Ryan. As he continues to debase himself on a daily basis and make it clear that he truly has no soul with which to stop any of this madness, he only gets stronger for the rest of the tournament. But hey, maybe Mitch McConnell or even dark horse Ted Cruz...

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