Author: Xander Simmons III

President of the University of Houston Chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon. President of the United States in 2032.

This is a message to my fellow, dear Americans, including those fat cats up in Washington, and it is a simple one – you really screwed up. You saw an opportunity, and what did you do? You tossed it out the window. You squandered it, and in doing so, caused the unnecessary suffering of many American citizens. I’ve never been so disgusted with the bureaucrats of this country as I am at this moment, and every citizen of this, the greatest country in the world, should be, too. You don’t even have to ask me, Xander Simmons III, President of…

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