A Seemingly Existential Letter of Resignation From My Fidget Spinner
Dec04

A Seemingly Existential Letter of Resignation From My Fidget Spinner

Dear Human, I am writing to notify you that I am resigning from my position as your fidget spinner, effective two weeks from this date. I hope this notice provides adequate time for you to find a replacement for coping with your anxiety; perhaps actually starting your Lexapro prescription or not constantly refreshing your Twitter and Instagram will help. I must say, this was not an easy decision to make. By the way, did you ever watch...

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