The Robot Butt Gift Guide for Your Non-Existent Budget
Dec13

The Robot Butt Gift Guide for Your Non-Existent Budget

Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time to figure out what presents to get the loved ones in your life. But what do you get them? You’re cash-strapped, and they are asking for things that aren’t feasible as gifts, like having all their student loans paid for or getting a new president. But fear not! Help is here in the form of this handy list, which can help you navigate the gap between what your friends and family...

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Let’s Talk About How EA Fucked Up the ‘Star Wars Battlefront II’ Loot Boxes
Nov17

Let’s Talk About How EA Fucked Up the ‘Star Wars Battlefront II’ Loot Boxes

Just a couple weeks ago I wrote about how loot boxes got a worse rap than they deserved, and that most major games balance the ways you can unlock content so that while you can pay to do things faster, it doesn’t feel like a necessity. Well, I guess EA heard that and said “Hey, let’s make Tim look like an idiot.” As their new Star Wars game Battlefront II nears release, it has become very clear that they got drunk, took a shit on the...

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Movie Pitches for Disney Once They Acquire 20th Century Fox
Nov13

Movie Pitches for Disney Once They Acquire 20th Century Fox

The world of pop culture was set ablaze last week when word got out that Disney might be buying 20th Century Fox. This was big news, as not only would it allow them to complete their collection of Marvel figures, but it gives them ownership of more big-name franchises. And the best part of owning all these franchises? Crossovers! Yes, everyone loves when things they love are thrown together indiscriminately – Taco Bell has been...

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Let’s Talk About Loot Boxes
Oct19

Let’s Talk About Loot Boxes

In what is surely genuinely shocking news, the gaming community is pissed off about something. Fortunately, this time the anger isn’t over girls getting their cooties all over games or because games have the gall to cast very fine people as the bad guys. Now the outrage is over the prevalence of loot boxes in games, and fear of the industry adopting a play-to-win mentality. Loot boxes vary slightly from game to game, but the basic...

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Exclusive: Recordings From Inside the Trump White House
Oct12

Exclusive: Recordings From Inside the Trump White House

Recently, reports started circulating that White House staffers are now afraid their colleagues might be wearing wires to record conversations and turn them into the Robert Mueller investigation. The bad news for the White House staff is they’re right. But their bad news is your good news, as Robot Butt has gained access to some of these recordings to provide you with insights into the Trump White House: Attorney General Jeff...

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