The Reason Why I, a Very Stable Genius, Am Sitting Butt Naked in the Middle of the Freeway
Jan06

The Reason Why I, a Very Stable Genius, Am Sitting Butt Naked in the Middle of the Freeway

I am like, really smart. Anybody who knows me will tell you the exact same thing. And though I know I am very smart, I feel I need to make this very clear because I have many enemies spreading lies about me and the reasons why I am currently standing in the middle of the freeway butt naked, screaming to all of the stopped cars and onlookers my warnings about the inter-dimensional opening of the Fourth Parallel. I don’t expect...

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How You Found Robot Butt: December 2017 Edition
Jan05

How You Found Robot Butt: December 2017 Edition

In today’s “fake news” society, it’s more important than ever to seek out knowledge, to always be willing to read more and learn the facts about the world around you. Here at Robot Butt, we like to celebrate that, so we’ve put together an unedited list of some of our favorite search terms that brought people to the site in December: spider bite the penis trump sundowning pepe le pew sexual harassment...

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Rex Tillerson Is the 69th Secretary of State (Nice), But He Probably Won’t Be for Much Longer
Dec02

Rex Tillerson Is the 69th Secretary of State (Nice), But He Probably Won’t Be for Much Longer

Rex Tillerson is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), but it’s sure starting to feel like he won’t be for much longer. The beginning of the end for the 69th Secretary of State (nice) in United States history came a couple months ago, when Tillerson didn’t really deny that he’s been calling President Trump a moron and probably a lot of better, funnier things behind his back. Tillerson, who is the 69th Secretary...

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Oh Great, What’s Next, Tom Hanks Is a Dog Butcher? He’s Not, Right? RIGHT?
Nov09

Oh Great, What’s Next, Tom Hanks Is a Dog Butcher? He’s Not, Right? RIGHT?

At this point, there’s pretty much nothing that would surprise me when it comes to people of status or man-children who filled their diapers all the way to the Oval Office committing heinous acts. In this desperately needed wave of revelations, we’ve seen so many awful people go down in flames that it’s hard not to act like we’ll all just be learning about a new monster each and every day from here on out. But...

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How You Found Robot Butt: October 2017 Edition
Nov08

How You Found Robot Butt: October 2017 Edition

As is our custom here at Robot Butt, we like to showcase the inquisitive minds drawn to our site each month. This October was no different, as people used a wide variety of…unique search terms to visit us. Here is just a sampling of our favorites: alex jones bikini is ted cruz jack the ripper? pudding factory general lee gif santa claus insurance boogers the devil godzilla birthday party human flesh mcdonalds trump sundowning...

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