Donald Trump’s Big, Beautiful New Year’s Resolutions
Dec27

Donald Trump’s Big, Beautiful New Year’s Resolutions

Get General Kelly to like me (send him a MAGA hat). Ask Ivanka to ask Pence to ask Kelly to fire Mueller. Learn how to say “Go home!” In Mexican. Drink more Diet Coke. Check in with Rogaine to see if they’ve developed the new formula yet. Spend more time with the beautiful women in my life. And my wife and daughter (if time allows). Golf more. Check in with Judge Jeanine to find out how stupendous I’m doing as president. Ask Ivanka to...

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