The Man’s Guide to Going Shirtless This Summer, By Nipple Type
Jun21

The Man’s Guide to Going Shirtless This Summer, By Nipple Type

As the hot weather beckons, is it a good idea to peel off that sweaty college tee when you’re at the beach, by the pool or in the library? Luckily, as our resident expert, I’m here to give you the definitive answer based on the size and shape of your totally superfluous nip-nips! Nipple Categories Small Why put up with pits like a Florida swamp? Get that shirt off and flaunt those barely perceptible nipples! Unless...

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I Have Serious Doubts That Any Candidate Can Deliver on Turning Me Into RoboCop
Apr05

I Have Serious Doubts That Any Candidate Can Deliver on Turning Me Into RoboCop

I consider myself a moderate and a pragmatist when it comes to politics. I’m not a member of any party. My vote is here to be won. So why has nobody even tried to appeal to my deep-seated wish to be RoboCop? How can you say you’re “tough on crime” if you’re not sending forth previously untested cyborg prototypes onto the streets of Detroit? And you would think that with all of our military spending, some...

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