Day 1: Stedman will not be the First Gentleman; Gayle will be the First Lady. Day 2: No more Bibles in court, now you swear to tell the truth on a copy of The Secret. Day 3: Everyone gets a vacation to AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Day 17: Once we all get back from Australia, immigration reform. Day 28: Everyone in America loses 50 pounds. Day 29: Muslim ban lifted. Day 30: Everyone in America gains back the 50 pounds and an additional 10. Day 35: White House implements an open-door policy where anyone can come to Oprah if they want to talk…
Author: Scott Seiss
Scott Seiss
Scott is a comedy writer/performer based in Baltimore, Maryland. He's studied comedy writing at The Second City training center and recently opened for Bo Burnham. You can check out more from him at scottseiss.com. Be warned, though, he's one of those people that prefers unfrosted Pop-Tarts.