7 Times Washington Nationals Mascot Screech Got Caught Gawking At a Big Ol’ Pair of Titties
Apr14

7 Times Washington Nationals Mascot Screech Got Caught Gawking At a Big Ol’ Pair of Titties

“Humina humina humina humina.”   “Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Na-holy shit.”   “It’s like they’re looking directly into my soul.”   “I would throw it all away – my wife, kids, job, house – for five minutes alone with those honkers.”   “Well those are just too big.”   “You see Robert,...

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30 Things Steve Bannon Looks Like
Feb07

30 Things Steve Bannon Looks Like

White House chief strategist, actual President of the United States, and white supremacist Steve Bannon looks like: Bill Belichick if he let himself go Your high school janitor who got arrested one day A guy the mob would call “Jimmy Sleazebag” Rex Ryan with acne scars The actor playing Jabba the Hutt in a local community theater production of Star Wars Every Alabama sheriff from 1933 to 1987 A pile of cat puke that you...

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5 Reasons Why You Just HAVE to Watch the Golden Globes
Jan08

5 Reasons Why You Just HAVE to Watch the Golden Globes

The Golden Globes are on tonight, and you’ve just gotta tune in! Here are five reasons why: 1) It’s pretty simple, really. If you don’t watch every second of this self-indulgent Hollywood circle jerk, you’re going to die. That’s not just us being hyperbolic. It’s actually going to happen. Don’t ask how we know this, but we do. We’ve never steered you in the wrong direction before, so why...

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10 Fun Facts You NEVER Knew About ‘Home Improvement’
Dec08

10 Fun Facts You NEVER Knew About ‘Home Improvement’

When you talk about the great sitcoms of the ’90s, you can’t forget Home Improvement. The family comedy was a highly rated staple for years, thanks to Tim Allen’s relatable gruff character and the hijinks that ensued with his family. And for a show that lasted eight seasons, you can bet there is a ton of trivia about its production. And even if you’re a die-hard fan, there is still a TON of trivia you never...

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10 Chicago Cubs Curses You Never Knew Existed
Oct26

10 Chicago Cubs Curses You Never Knew Existed

Sure, you know about the billy goat and Steve Bartman. But the Chicago Cubs haven’t won a World Series in 108 years; you had to know there were a bunch of other curses placed on the team and its fans throughout the years. Oh, you didn’t? Then you better start reading. Here are ten Chicago Cubs curses you didn’t know about: The Curse of Harry Caray Following Harry Caray’s death in 1998, all burgers within...

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