Increasingly Ominous Voicemails Left for Senators in 2017
Dec06

Increasingly Ominous Voicemails Left for Senators in 2017

1. “Have fun at the inauguration today!” 2. [Just the song “Hammer Smashed Face,” played slightly sped up because of a YouTube copyright battle with Cannibal Corpse]. 3. “Can you let Senator Sasse know that I hope a bird poops on him right before his next family photo for his Christmas cards? Also, I hope his cat scratches him in the face. And I want that cute dog, which he doesn’t deserve, to pee on him – I...

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King Henry VIII’s Google Search History
Sep26

King Henry VIII’s Google Search History

lute chords fun disguises for a hot prince buy breeches tall can you marry your brother’s widow if she promises she’s a virgin + catholic faq papal dispensations 1509 richard empson edmund dudley rumors executions are they ok for kings shaking of the sheets male heir “the carman’s whistle” harp tabs how to piss off james iv leo x facebook fancy jousting tournament pinterest board francis i sucks double...

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