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Author: Rachel McCarthy James
Rachel McCarthy James
Rachel McCarthy James probably reads too much Philippa Gregory. She released The Man From The Train: The Solving Of A Century-Old Serial Killer Mystery this September. She lives in Kansas and she is always very polite to her congressional representative's phone interns in real life. You can follow her on Twitter @rmccarthyjames.
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