Author: Patrick Polsin

Patrick received his BFA in theatre arts from Central Washington University and then promptly moved to Portland, Oregon, where he was a member of noted improv groups SooperGUd and World Wide Wildlife Wrestling Organization. His sketches have been performed all over Portland, including Curious Comedy Theatre and Kickstand, while his jokes have been read at various places on the Internet. You can follow him on Twitter @payytrike or visit his website PatrickPolsin.com. He currently lives at home with his parents, a situation that everyone is thrilled about.

Welcome to the party! While you don’t know everyone here, you do know Matt from your accounting class and you’re about to meet the seven people who all decided this party was the place to show off their skills as musicians. James James was the first of them to arrive. Says hi to a few people and snakes his way through the kitchen into the laundry room. You hardly notice the guitar strapped on his back, because you’re kickin’ ass at beer pong. About eight minutes after he arrived, you hear faint strumming and mumbles coming from the laundry room.…

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