You’ve really waited until the last minute to put together a Halloween costume, but we’ve got you covered with a ton of great trash bag Halloween costume ideas: 1. RAISIN: Put on a garbage bag. 2. CALIFORNIA RAISIN: Put on a garbage bag and sunglasses. 3. SASSY RAISIN: Put on a garbage bag and flaunt what you got. 4. GRAPE: Put on a garbage bag and fill with air. 5. DEAD BODY : Put on a garbage bag, tie strings around neck, arms, waist, and thighs. 6. BRADLEY COOPER IN SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK: Put on a garbage bag over sweatshirt…
Author: Nicole Walkow
Nicole Walkow
Nicole Walkow is a volunteer stand-up comedian in Washington DC. When she's not telling jokes or writing jokes and stories on her phone in the bathroom at her grocery store job, she enjoys reading and writing at home. She also likes snacks.
Abbott: Well, let’s see, tonight we have Doctor Who on at 8:30. Costello: Isn’t this your favorite show? Abbott: Yes. Costello: So do you know the show’s name? Abbott: I sure do. Costello: Then tell me the doctor’s name. Abbott: Like I said, Doctor Who’s on at 8:30. Costello: You have the TV Guide in front of you. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Then you should know the guy’s name. Abbott: I’m telling you his name! Costello: So who’s the doctor? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on the show. Abbott: Who. Costello: The name…
1) Text him something simple like “Hey!” Then send him a picture of a dead bird. 2) Send a follow-up text explaining that the last text was meant to be funny – just so he knows you’re not a psycho. 3) If he doesn’t text you back right away, wait a few minutes, then text him the picture of the dead bird again with a “PS – How are you?” 4) Still no response? No problem! Wait a few minutes and then go ahead and send him another text about that last text, and the text before that, and the text…