Author: Michael Pirovano

Michael Pirovano is a former scientist, bike cop, and Elvis impersonator. He is currently completing the writing program at Second City Training Center in Chicago. Check out www.michaelpirovano.com for more!

With the Trump campaign bursting at the seams with spite and scandal, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to peek behind the curtain. I spent the day shadowing campaign staffers, doing my best to keep an open mind and document the highlights of my experience. 3:00 AM: My day begins early as I join the staff in brainstorming material for Mr. Trump’s predawn Twitter tirade. A little part of me dies as I suggest followers “check out John McCain’s sex tape.” 6:30 AM: I watch in horrified awe as Trump’s hair and makeup crew prepare him for his daily appearances…

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