An Excerpt From Michael A. Ferro’s ‘TITLE 13’
Feb18

An Excerpt From Michael A. Ferro’s ‘TITLE 13’

Robot Butt contributor Michael A. Ferro‘s novel TITLE 13 (Harvard Square Editions) is available now, and we’ve got the synopsis and a fresh excerpt for you right here: Heald Brown might be responsible for the loss of highly classified TITLE 13 government documents—and may have hopelessly lost himself as well. Since leaving his home in Detroit for Chicago during the recession, Heald teeters anxiously between despondency and...

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14 Ways in Which Sarah McLachlan Helps Abandoned Animals Outside of Promotional Videos for the ASPCA
Feb11

14 Ways in Which Sarah McLachlan Helps Abandoned Animals Outside of Promotional Videos for the ASPCA

1. Sarah McLachlan volunteers at local soup kitchens for homeless people but secretly spoons most of the soup into a large plastic bag which she then takes out back to give to homeless dogs. 2. Whenever Sarah McLachlan stops by her local party store, if she sees a homeless dog sleeping outside, she will buy it beer. 3. When buying toys to donate for the “Toys for Tots” program, Sarah McLachlan always buys chew toys so the...

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Places to Hide the Kale So That Your Wife Will Think You Ate It
Dec27

Places to Hide the Kale So That Your Wife Will Think You Ate It

In a safety deposit box In your old VCR in that slot where the videotape goes in In your cowboy hat In other people’s cowboy hats Under the boardwalk In the pipe organ at church If you live in D.C., at the Smithsonian If you live in Seattle, at the Space Needle Under your children’s beds Sprinkled out on the lawn by the weeds In that hole in the tree where the squirrel lives In the tailpipe of the car belonging to your...

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