“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!”- @realDonaldTrump 1. Yellow Starburst® 2. The sound of a fork scraping the bottom of a pot 3. Stray Band-Aids on the sidewalk 4. How Dawson Leery from Dawson’s Creek always ruined everything because he was so selfish 5. When I try to track my shipment and it says it “left the carrier facility” four days ago with no…
Author: Mary Beth Kolbicz
Mary Beth Kolbicz
Mary Beth Kolbicz is a comedy writer, performer, and former party bus driver in the Detroit area. Ask her about her favorite TV shows sometime, if you have seventeen hours to spare. Follow Mary Beth on Twitter @ShmaryShmeth.