A Letter From a Soldier on the Front Lines of the War on Christmas
Dec12

A Letter From a Soldier on the Front Lines of the War on Christmas

Dearest, I am writing to you in hopes this will reach you in time for the beloved holiday whose name we can no longer let slip from our lips. It is, in fact, why I am fighting in this war, fighting on the side of all that is merry and bright. It is so dark here. They’ve destroyed all of the tinsel and “holiday” tree lights in a massive bonfire on the top of the nearest mountain with Black Friday coupons as the flames’ fuel. The only...

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With All of the News About Healthcare, Don’t Forget About Me, the Guy Who Said No One Ever Dies From Lack of Healthcare!
Jul31

With All of the News About Healthcare, Don’t Forget About Me, the Guy Who Said No One Ever Dies From Lack of Healthcare!

Hello, Americans! I’m Raúl Labrador, Idaho Republican congressman, member of the House Freedom Caucus, and 2018 gubernatorial candidate. It’s easy to get overwhelmed these days with news headlines, particularly deeply stressful ones about the precarious state of healthcare in our great nation. With so much attention being given to John McCain’s vote on repealing Obamacare after being diagnosed with brain cancer and receiving excellent...

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