Six Foolproof Ways to Tell If Your Beautiful Wife Is Actually Just a Cactus
Dec08

Six Foolproof Ways to Tell If Your Beautiful Wife Is Actually Just a Cactus

1. She never makes any effort to talk to your friends because she spends all day sitting around the house using the stored water in her succulent stems to undergo photosynthesis: It’s weird, you know? It’s like every time your friends are around, the only thing she wants to do is sit by on the windowsill and gently lean towards the direction of the sun. She just lounges around all day taking in carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight,...

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