100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon
Dec14

100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon

Boy, Bob Iger, all I can say is, “Thank you!” Your assistant stated in the deposition all letters not shredded became part of the evidence cache, but you clearly read every one! Now my little Olaf-eggs and icehuggers are officially part of the Disney family, and soon Elsa the Snow Queen Alien will be greeting guests alongside Mickey! I knew I’d get through to you. But one favor – in the film adaptation, don’t tone down the...

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100 Words or Less: On Whatever It Is Tom Hanks Is Hiding
Nov17

100 Words or Less: On Whatever It Is Tom Hanks Is Hiding

What are you hiding, Tom Hanks? It’s something big. Peepholes in the SNL dressing rooms? A suitcase full of faces? Dog meat side business? Secret hug closet? World’s biggest snuff film collection? Walt Disney’s head? Adolf Hitler’s head? Both? Both, and you make them kiss? Dendrophilia? Skeleton basement? Nine copies of a book entitled They Were Just Following Orders? Zodiac Killer Etsy shop? The eighteen missing minutes from the...

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10 More Crazy Secrets Hidden in Famous Logos
Nov12

10 More Crazy Secrets Hidden in Famous Logos

Advertisers can be pretty sneaky when trying to get their messages across, as we’ve shown before. Let’s take a look at a few more ingenious examples of logos with more going on than it initially seems. 1) Tostitos Eagle-eyed consumers will note that Tostitos has incorporated some clever branding into their logo. Check out the two customers sharing a chip over the salsa bowl above the “i.” What creativity! 2)...

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Mirror Universe Mixtape Vol. 5: All Hallows’ Eve
Oct30

Mirror Universe Mixtape Vol. 5: All Hallows’ Eve

Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark matter and big, bangin’ B-sides and we’re ready to bounce our findings back to SETI and straight into your heart. Broadcasting live from Earth 841-A, our crack team of enslaved robots has been working tirelessly on Dantooine, Tlön and at the Tannhauser Gate to mine the covers, originals, alternate cuts, and...

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Okay, Willy Wonka Might Not Have Eaten Them, But He Definitely Killed Those Kids
Oct21

Okay, Willy Wonka Might Not Have Eaten Them, But He Definitely Killed Those Kids

I, like you, love Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. There are the usual reasons of course – its airtight script, charming songs, clever dialogue, and wondrous cinematography, not to mention the central enchanting performance of Gene Wilder. But beyond these aspects is the intense level of detail present and how each time revisiting the film brings something new to the surface, whether it’s a character’s...

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