Barack Obama’s Shadow Government Has Infiltrated McDonald’s
Mar16

Barack Obama’s Shadow Government Has Infiltrated McDonald’s

The Venn diagram of McDonald’s patrons to Donald Trump supporters isn’t a Venn diagram so much as just two circles on top of each other. But it seems even corporate America (or at least the companies compromised by George Soros and Barack Obama’s deep state, shadow government) has had enough with the Trump administration these days. In a pinned, and now-deleted, tweet today, the McDonald’s Corp. Twitter account...

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100 Words or Less: On Donald Trump
Sep29

100 Words or Less: On Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a meme from your uncle’s computer come to life, an oversized sack of medical waste someone put a tie on, Freddy Krueger’s drinking buddy in the Dream World, a particularly stout scarecrow covered in Naugahyde, a grown man experiencing the “terrible twos,” the creation of God’s fuck-up of a brother Todd, a homunculus made from old pumpkin innards, the creature in all of Woody Guthrie’s nightmares, Dr. Moreau’s third try...

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Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters
Jul12

Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters

Phantasm Exterminators, the 1928 box office phenomenon and latter-day inspiration for 1984’s Ghostbusters, was conceived when director Conrad Shift asked producer Hedgewick Steinbloom, “You think we could kill someone onscreen and get away with it?” While the authorities are still debating the ramifications of this conversation, the film has since claimed its rightful place in the annals of horror-comedy filmmaking....

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100 Words or Less: On ‘Donkey Kong’
May01

100 Words or Less: On ‘Donkey Kong’

Donkey Kong is the beloved video game which first introduced Ayn Rand’s Objectivism to an eager, new generation. Using the avatar of a migrant worker (based on Rand’s architect Howard Roark), players must ascend through hard work and acumen, utilizing only the hammer of the common man for assistance. Meanwhile, a vicious beast towering over the righteous worker seeks to impede his progress by heaving barrels, representative of...

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Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?
Apr19

Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?

With the political circus we’ve all witnessed over the last year, it’s made me think about the Seinfeld gang and what a political episode of the show would be like. Aside from the season 6 episode “The Couch,” Seinfeld rarely tackled political and social issues head-on, usually preferring to take more of a court jester’s approach to divisive topics by mocking them from the sidelines. With the show’s immense popularity in both its...

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